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November 5th, 2006

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04:05 am - ricer of star wars
I don't usually cross post stuff I write on TPS, but this one tickled me pink. There was a discussion stating that the Millennium Falcon was the ricer of Star Wars, and a guy correcting him saying that the A-Wing was. I disagreed with both, with this post:

I'd say any TIE Fighter is the ricer of Star Wars.

1. Foreign design we love to hate.
2. Over 17 variants of the same basic look. (body kits baby!)
3. Extremely maneuverable craft, and very good acceleration, even if top speeds can be beat by a few comparable Republic fighters.
4. No shields! All looks no backbone, one bad parallel docking job and those plastic sidepanels are done for.
5. Pilot comfort is not a priority: cramped interior, bad visibility and hard molded seats.
6. TEH SUBS! Everone knows that the large panels on the sides of TIEs are not solar panels, but actual subwoofers. TIE pilots are able to get in thier groove by using the latest and most popular Bith rap music to rattle thier enemy's ships, and rumor has it that Bith-Hop actually disrupts Force concentration!
7. Twin Ion Engines get 42+ Miles Per Parsec!

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Date:November 5th, 2006 04:34 am (UTC)
Those are amazing points. You win. XD
[User Picture]
Date:November 5th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
where are you getting your wii from? keep this in mind:

[User Picture]
Date:November 5th, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
Oh...sounds likea plan.

Although, since I missed the reservation, and I have a birthday and Christmas wish lists to fill, I think I am just going to ask for it from my family. I am really bad about buying tons of cool stuff ONLY right before December. XD
ricer of star wars - Groove Ferguson

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